BUFFER

CURRENTLY NOT THINKING

One brain cell.
Still loading.

Meet BUFFER. Professional overthinker.
Absolutely zero thoughts.

Enter the brainrot
head empty.
vibes immaculate.FIG. 01 — NO THOUGHTS DETECTED
BUFFER MEOW MIX original jingle

straight from BUFFER’s camera roll

Press play. Lose thoughts.

Play the game
01 / BUFFER TVVIDEO

Six weapons. Zero plan.

BUFFER plays Brotato

Save video
02 / BUFFER TVVIDEO

One brain cell. Action.

The original BUFFER clip

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Wide-eyed BUFFER with GMAAW and PERMA-BULL BEHAVIOR captions

Perma-bull behavior.

GMAAW to everyone still holding.

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BUFFER wearing a trading hoodie, holding a hopium mug beside a buy button and crypto charts

Fueled by hopium.

Diamond paws. Questionable decisions.

Save meme

One cat. Two bad ideas.

The Buffertato arenaBUFFERTATO

Six weapons. Twenty waves. Zero plan.

Enter the yard ↗BUFFER ready for the chaos kitchenCHAT IS BUFFER

Sixty seconds of questionable soup.

Open the kitchen ↗

fresh from the single brain cell

The meme pile (19)

01 / FOOD.EXEBUFFER
BUFFER resting his chin on a desk

me opening the fridge

like the food got an update

02 / LIFE CHOICESBUFFER
BUFFER squeezed into a cardboard box

financially independent

of any finances

03 / EMPLOYEE OF THE MEOWBUFFER
BUFFER staring blankly at a laptop

this meeting could have been

a nap

04 / NO SIGNALBUFFER
BUFFER resting his chin on a desk

i had a thought

it disconnected

05 / SPATIAL AWARENESSBUFFER
BUFFER squeezed into a cardboard box

if i fits

the laws of physics quit

06 / CORPORATE CATBUFFER
BUFFER staring blankly at a laptop

me after typing

"hope this email finds you well"

07 / STILL LOADINGBUFFER
BUFFER resting his chin on a desk

my last brain cell

has left the group chat

08 / HOME SWEET BOXBUFFER
BUFFER squeezed into a cardboard box

my comfort zone

has same-day delivery

09 / MULTITASKINGBUFFER
BUFFER staring blankly at a laptop

47 tabs open

none of them in my brain

10 / CAMPAIGN TRAILBUFFER
BUFFER resting his chin on a desk

put me in the hat

i am ready to nap

11 / POLICY PLATFORMBUFFER
BUFFER squeezed into a cardboard box

MAKE CATS NAP AGAIN

the only policy

12 / WIF MODEBUFFER
BUFFER staring blankly at a laptop

they said WIF

so i said WIF nap

13 / CRYPTO CATBUFFER
BUFFER resting his chin on a desk

my portfolio is mostly

WIF energy

14 / DRESSED UPBUFFER
BUFFER squeezed into a cardboard box

wearing a hat

still no thoughts

15 / LEADER OF NOTHINGBUFFER
BUFFER staring blankly at a laptop

vote for me

i promise nothing

16 / DIAMOND PAWSBUFFER
BUFFER resting his chin on a desk

$BUFFER TO THE MOON

fueled by hopium

17 / THE BUFFER POSTBUFFER
BUFFER resting his chin on a desk

GOOD CATS MAKE GAINS

from naps to profits

18 / MARKET MEOWBUFFER
BUFFER resting his chin on a desk

BUY BUFFER

financial advice from $BUFFER

19 / BREAKING MEWSBUFFER
BUFFER resting his chin on a desk

BULLISH ON BUFFER

still holding the brain cell

YOUR TURN, INTERNET.

Give him
a thought.

He clearly isn’t having one. Add your caption and take your masterpiece with you.

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i had a thought

it disconnected

a masterpiece? probably. a thought? unlikely.