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DEGEN YARD · BUFFER ARCADE

8 builds · 20 waves · 1 brain cell

HP 110/110Wave 1/2020s◈ 0 materials0 KOsLeaderboard ↗

DEGEN YARD · SURVIVAL

The market wants you dead.

One brain cell. Balanced. Starting with Pistol.

PLAYER INVENTORY · 1/6 weapons · 0/10 accessories

All-Rounder BUFFEROne brain cell. Balanced. · +10 HP · +5% damage · −5% range

Weapons

PistolTier I＋Empty slot 2＋Empty slot 3＋Empty slot 4＋Empty slot 5＋Empty slot 6

Body upgrades

Extra life fluffLv 0/10

Diamond pawsLv 0/10

ZoomiesLv 0/10

Angry meowLv 0/15

Fast pawsLv 0/10

Long whiskersLv 0/10

Paw-throughLv 0/5

Snack on impactLv 0/5

Liquid catLv 0/10

Accessories

Cardboard castleCommon

Hopium mugCommon

Lucky sardineCommon

WifhatUncommon

Red candleUncommon

Laser pointerUncommon

Diamond collarRare

Nine-life charmRare

Quantum yarnEpic

The last brain cellLegendary

BUFFER SOUND DECK

Tap a callout when the market gets disrespectful.

All-RounderArmor 0Damage 105%Attack 100%Dodge 0%Lifesteal 0%

Z Q S D / arrows to move · Space to hop · Touch: hold and drag · Auto-fire · P to pause · Bosses on waves 5 / 10 / 15 / 20 · Orange circles warn of spawns · Red rings mean enraged

WELCOME TO THE DEGEN YARD

PEPE graffiti. WIF hats. CASHCAT corners. PONS posters. One BUFFER cleaning up the market.

Trash and posters are floor decoration—keep moving freely. Chargers lock their aim before rushing; wounded brutes enrage.

Full armory · 77 weapons

Weapon armory

Choose a starting weapon before playing. Inspect all tiers below.

77 weapons

melee · Naval / Heavy

Anchor

3 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
2	45	1.92s	175
3	70	1.86s	200
4	110	1.81s	225

melee · Blunt

Brick

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	30	1.39s	150
2	60	1.39s	150
3	90	1.39s	150
4	120	1.39s	150

melee · Primitive / Heavy

Cacti Club

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	10	1.66s	200
2	20	1.58s	200
3	30	1.51s	200
4	50	1.36s	200

melee · Naval / Blade

Captain's Sword

2 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
3	50	1.03s	200
4	80	0.95s	200

melee · Blade / Tool

Chainsaw

2 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
3	10	0.53s	175
4	20	0.56s	200

melee · Blade

Chopper

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	6	0.99s	135
2	12	0.99s	150
3	18	0.96s	165
4	30	0.89s	180

melee · Blade / Medical

Circular Saw

3 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
2	10	0.72s	175
3	15	0.67s	175
4	25	0.62s	175

melee · Unarmed / Precise

Claw

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	5	0.78s	150
2	10	0.74s	150
3	15	0.69s	150
4	25	0.61s	150

melee · Legendary / Explosive

DEX-troyer

1 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
4	100	1.33s	400

melee · Legendary / Precise

Drill

1 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
4	10	0.45s	100

melee · Legendary / Blade

Excalibur

1 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
4	200	0.66s	200

melee · Unarmed

Fist

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	8	0.78s	150
2	16	0.73s	150
3	32	0.69s	150
4	64	0.59s	150

melee · Unarmed / Elemental

Flaming Brass Knuckles

3 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
2	16	0.73s	150
3	32	0.69s	150
4	64	0.59s	150

melee · Ethereal

Ghost Axe

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	12	1.73s	200
2	18	1.66s	200
3	24	1.58s	200
4	40	1.51s	200

melee · Ethereal

Ghost Flint

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	6	1.23s	150
2	9	1.17s	160
3	12	1.10s	170
4	18	1.04s	180

melee · Blunt / Heavy

Hammer

3 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
2	35	1.67s	175
3	70	1.59s	175
4	110	1.50s	175

melee · Unarmed / Support

Hand

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	1	1.01s	150
2	1	0.93s	150
3	1	0.86s	150
4	1	0.71s	150

melee · Primitive

Hatchet

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	5	0.68s	125
2	10	0.65s	125
3	20	0.62s	125
4	40	0.58s	125

melee · Support

Hiking Pole

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	12	1.42s	175
2	18	1.34s	175
3	24	1.25s	175
4	30	1.17s	175

melee · Medieval

Jousting Lance

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	20	1.58s	250
2	25	1.50s	250
3	30	1.42s	250
4	50	1.33s	250

melee · Precise

Knife

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	6	1.01s	150
2	9	0.93s	150
3	12	0.86s	150
4	20	0.78s	150

melee · Precise / Elemental

Lightning Shiv

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	3	1.01s	150
2	6	0.93s	150
3	9	0.86s	150
4	15	0.78s	150

melee · Musical / Support

Lute

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	4	1.31s	150
2	8	1.25s	175
3	12	1.20s	200
4	16	1.14s	225

melee · Heavy / Medieval

Mace

3 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
2	40	1.39s	150
3	60	1.31s	150
4	100	1.23s	150

melee · Explosive / Elemental

Plank

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	10	1.23s	150
2	15	1.14s	150
3	20	1.06s	150
4	25	0.98s	150

melee · Elemental / Explosive

Plasma Sledge

2 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
3	80	1.55s	175
4	120	1.49s	175

melee · Unarmed / Explosive

Power Fist

2 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
3	40	0.69s	150
4	60	0.59s	150

melee · Support

Pruner

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	10	1.14s	150
2	15	1.06s	150
3	20	0.98s	150
4	25	0.89s	150

melee · Primitive / Medieval

Quarterstaff

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	10	1.42s	175
2	15	1.25s	175
3	20	1.09s	175
4	30	0.92s	175

melee · Primitive / Blunt

Rock

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	20	1.68s	150
2	35	1.61s	150
3	50	1.53s	150
4	70	1.46s	150

melee · Medical / Precise

Scissors

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	5	1.01s	150
2	10	0.98s	150
3	15	0.94s	150
4	20	0.86s	150

melee · Tool

Screwdriver

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	8	1.05s	125
2	12	1.00s	125
3	16	0.97s	125
4	20	0.87s	125

melee · Legendary / Ethereal

Scythe

1 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
4	150	0.72s	250

melee · Primitive / Precise

Sharp Tooth

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	5	1.14s	150
2	8	1.07s	160
3	11	1.00s	170
4	15	0.93s	180

melee · Support

Sickle

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	5	0.87s	125
2	8	0.82s	125
3	12	0.77s	125
4	15	0.70s	125

melee · Primitive

Spear

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	15	1.52s	350
2	25	1.40s	375
3	40	1.28s	400
4	60	1.24s	500

melee · Medieval / Blunt

Spiky Shield

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	10	1.16s	150
2	15	1.16s	150
3	20	1.16s	150
4	30	1.01s	150

melee · Blunt

Spoon

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	10	1.06s	150
2	15	0.99s	165
3	20	0.93s	180
4	25	0.86s	200

melee · Primitive

Stick

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	8	1.29s	175
2	9	1.22s	175
3	10	1.15s	175
4	12	1.09s	175

melee · Blade / Medieval

Sword

3 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
2	25	1.28s	200
3	40	1.13s	200
4	60	0.98s	200

melee · Precise

Thief Dagger

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	6	1.01s	150
2	12	0.93s	150
3	18	0.86s	150
4	30	0.73s	150

melee · Blade / Elemental

Thunder Sword

2 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
3	30	1.21s	200
4	60	1.06s	200

melee · Primitive / Elemental

Torch

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	1	1.10s	175
2	1	1.04s	175
3	1	0.95s	175
4	1	0.80s	175

melee · Naval / Medieval

Trident

3 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
2	30	1.58s	325
3	50	1.50s	325
4	80	1.41s	325

melee · Blade / Medieval

Vorpal Sword

3 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
2	20	1.11s	200
3	35	1.03s	200
4	55	0.95s	200

melee · Blunt / Heavy

War Hammer

2 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
3	100	2.11s	200
4	180	1.95s	200

melee · Tool

Wrench

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	12	1.70s	175
2	16	1.64s	175
3	20	1.55s	175
4	24	1.49s	175

ranged · Naval / Gun

Blunderbuss

3 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
2	25	5.20s	325
3	50	5.20s	350
4	80	5.20s	375

ranged · Legendary / Gun

Chain Gun

1 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
4	2x3	0.07s	500

ranged · Precise / Medieval

Crossbow

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	10	1.13s	350
2	12	1.13s	350
3	15	1.13s	350
4	18	1.13s	350

ranged · Gun

Double Barrel Shotgun

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	4x4	1.25s	350
2	7x4	1.16s	350
3	10x4	1.07s	350
4	12x6	0.99s	350

elemental · Explosive / Elemental

Fireball

3 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
2	5	1.12s	400
3	10	1.03s	450
4	20	0.87s	500

elemental · Elemental / Heavy

Flamethrower

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	2	0.12s	250
2	3	0.11s	250
3	5	0.10s	250
4	6	0.09s	250

ranged · Musical

Flute

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	5	1.20s	300
2	8	1.12s	325
3	11	1.03s	350
4	15	0.95s	375

ranged · Legendary / Heavy

Gatling Laser

1 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
4	10	0.07s	500

ranged · Ethereal

Ghost Scepter

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	10	0.98s	300
2	15	0.93s	350
3	20	0.88s	400
4	30	0.83s	450

ranged · Heavy / Explosive

Grenade Launcher

3 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
2	12	0.37s	350
3	18	0.37s	400
4	30	0.37s	450

hybrid · Naval / Gun

Harpoon Gun

3 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
2	5	0.82s	800
3	10	0.73s	850
4	20	0.65s	900

elemental · Precise / Elemental

Icicle

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	10	1.03s	400
2	20	0.95s	400
3	30	0.87s	400
4	40	0.70s	400

melee · Primitive

Javelin

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	8	1.20s	350
2	12	1.12s	375
3	16	1.03s	400
4	20	0.95s	425

ranged · Gun

Laser Gun

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	40	1.98s	500
2	55	1.90s	500
3	70	1.82s	500
4	100	1.65s	500

ranged · Medical / Gun

Medical Gun

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	10	0.87s	400
2	15	0.77s	400
3	20	0.65s	400
4	30	0.53s	400

ranged · Heavy / Gun

Minigun

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	2	0.10s	420
2	3	0.09s	420
3	5	0.09s	420
4	6	0.08s	420

ranged · Heavy / Explosive

Nuclear Launcher

2 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
3	60	2.12s	800
4	120	2.12s	800

ranged · Gun / Heavy

Obliterator

2 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
3	250	3.23s	800
4	350	3.23s	1000

elemental · Heavy / Elemental

Particle Accelerator

2 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
3	60	1.95s	800
4	120	1.62s	800

ranged · Gun

Pistol

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	12	1.00s	400
2	20	0.93s	400
3	29	0.86s	400
4	37	0.79s	400

ranged · Support

Potato Thrower

3 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
2	1	0.45s	500
3	1	0.37s	500
4	1	0.25s	500

ranged · Gun

Revolver

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	15	0.43s	450
2	20	0.42s	450
3	25	0.40s	450
4	40	0.38s	450

ranged · Heavy / Explosive

Rocket Launcher

3 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
2	30	1.78s	500
3	50	1.37s	550
4	80	1.03s	600

ranged · Gun / Explosive

Shredder

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	5	1.30s	450
2	10	1.22s	450
3	15	1.13s	450
4	25	1.05s	450

melee · Precise

Shuriken

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	6	0.87s	350
2	8	0.83s	350
3	10	0.80s	350
4	15	0.70s	350

ranged · Primitive

Slingshot

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	10	1.22s	300
2	13	1.17s	300
3	16	1.13s	300
4	20	1.10s	300

ranged · Gun

SMG

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	3	0.17s	380
2	5	0.16s	380
3	7	0.15s	380
4	9	0.13s	380

ranged · Gun / Precise

Sniper Gun

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	35	2.20s	800
2	60	2.05s	800
3	84	1.89s	800
4	108	1.74s	800

elemental · Support / Elemental

Taser

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	6x1	0.95s	200
2	6x2	0.95s	200
3	6x3	0.95s	200
4	12x4	0.95s	200

elemental · Elemental

Wand

4 tiers · View stats

Tier	Damage	Delay	Range
1	1	0.87s	350
2	1	0.78s	375
3	1	0.70s	400
4	1	0.53s	425

Enemy archive · 66 types

FUD Gremlin

Pursues BUFFER and deals contact damage

Paperhand Rusher

Pursues BUFFER and deals contact damage

Spitter

Ranged attacks · watch the warning marks

Rugpull Charger

Telegraphs a dash, then charges

Margin Stalker

Accelerates the longer it survives

Bagholder Brute

Telegraphs a dash, then charges

Buffer

Strengthens nearby enemies

Fly

Ranged attacks · watch the warning marks

Healer

Heals nearby enemies

Looter

Flees and drops bonus loot

Helmet Alien

Pursues BUFFER and deals contact damage

Fin Alien

Pursues BUFFER and deals contact damage

Spawner

Dangerous on death; use melee on sea creatures

Junkie

Ranged attacks · watch the warning marks

Horned Bruiser

Telegraphs a dash, then charges

Horned Charger

Telegraphs a dash, then charges

Slasher Egg

Destroy before it hatches

Slasher

Ranged attacks · watch the warning marks

Tentacle

Ranged attacks · watch the warning marks

Lamprey

Telegraphs a dash, then charges

Gobbler

Eats dropped loot and grows

Liquidator

Elite · mutates and intensifies its attacks

Butcher

Elite · mutates and intensifies its attacks

Monk

Elite · mutates and intensifies its attacks

Croc

Elite · mutates and intensifies its attacks

Colossus

Elite · mutates and intensifies its attacks

Mantis

Elite · mutates and intensifies its attacks

Mother

Elite · mutates and intensifies its attacks

Gargoyle

Elite · mutates and intensifies its attacks

The Rugfather

Boss · attack patterns change as health falls

Bot Farm Overlord

Boss · attack patterns change as health falls

Tree

Neutral tree · drops healing fruit

Anemone

Ranged attacks · watch the warning marks

Anglerfish

Telegraphs a dash, then charges

Blobfish

Dangerous on death; use melee on sea creatures

Clam

Ranged attacks · watch the warning marks

Colossal Squid

Ranged attacks · watch the warning marks

Crab

Ranged attacks · watch the warning marks

Diplocaulus

Leaves hatching eggs behind

Dragonfish

Ranged attacks · watch the warning marks

Front-runner

Telegraphs a dash, then charges

Hermit

Heals nearby enemies

Iron Lung

Destroy before it hatches

Lobster

Pursues BUFFER and deals contact damage

Looting Pig

Flees and drops bonus loot

Narwhal

Telegraphs a dash, then charges

Plankton

Telegraphs a dash, then charges

Pufferfish

Dangerous on death; use melee on sea creatures

Sea Pig

Flees and drops bonus loot

Shrimp

Pursues BUFFER and deals contact damage

Stargazer

Seeks its cocoon; enrages if it is destroyed

Stonefish

Strengthens nearby enemies

Vampire Squid

Ranged attacks · watch the warning marks

Viperfish

Grows before pursuing BUFFER

Walrus

Telegraphs a dash, then charges

Bat

Elite · mutates and intensifies its attacks

Giant

Elite · mutates and intensifies its attacks

Giant Isopod

Elite · mutates and intensifies its attacks

Impaled Worm

Elite · mutates and intensifies its attacks

Jellyfish

Elite · mutates and intensifies its attacks

Megalodon

Elite · mutates and intensifies its attacks

Prisoner

Elite · mutates and intensifies its attacks

Spider Crab

Elite · mutates and intensifies its attacks

Turtle

Elite · mutates and intensifies its attacks

Liquidation Whale

Boss · attack patterns change as health falls

MEV Serpent

Boss · attack patterns change as health falls

Extended weapon catalog: MetaBrotato. Combat, ranges, and effects are adapted for BUFFER; this is not an exact Brotato simulation.

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